Count Dracula

I just bought this from Amazon:

Poor little Calum was born with not one but two cow licks at the front of his hair line, giving him what is commonly known as a "widows peak"; more or less Count Dracula hair. The massive amounts of fuzzy blond hair that he's grown over the past couple of months on his not so small noggin hasn't really helped matters.

Just in time for his X-mas photos next week, we thought we would buy him some baby gel to help tame the mane. Yes, if we were at all worried about his slightly gay tendencies, this is certainly going to help push him into at least metrosexuality at the tender age of 7 mos. Oh well, at least he will take after his Dad ;).

What are you trying to say about my hair, Mom?